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Top Five Girls From Hard Summer Who Are Out of My League

Top Five Girls From Hard Summer Who Are Out of My League
Timothy Norris

See also:

*Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out Of My League

*Skrillex, James Murphy - Hard Summer, Day Two - 8/4/12

Hard Summer -- Los Angeles' biggest, brightest, and boobiest EDM festival -- took place this past weekend. Among the throngs of EDM revelers were a number of gorgeous ladies whom I'd love to wife up. However, as was true of the luscious throngs at EDC Las Vegas, they were mostly out of my league. And so here are five unattainable Hard girls who make me, well, excited.

Top Five Girls From Hard Summer Who Are Out of My League
Timothy Norris

Forget Superman. I can be your hero, baby. (Forget Enrique Iglesias too.)

 

Top Five Girls From Hard Summer Who Are Out of My League
Timothy Norris

Who wants to see my Dayglo, Borat-style floss swimsuit?

 

Top Five Girls From Hard Summer Who Are Out of My League
Timothy Norris

I will. To the ends of the Earth. (Just probably not on Twitter.)

 

Top Five Girls From Hard Summer Who Are Out of My League
Timothy Norris

You look cold, but you're in luck: I've got one of those blankets with arms at my place!

 

Top Five Girls From Hard Summer Who Are Out of My League
Timothy Norris

Sex, drugs, and dubstep? I can definitely provide you with one of those three things. (No, seriously, I've got a Skrillex CD in the trunk of my Kia.)

See also:

*Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out Of My League

*Skrillex, James Murphy - Hard Summer, Day Two - 8/4/12

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