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Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League

Not including these four but, yes, they're out of my league too
Not including these four but, yes, they're out of my league too
Christopher Victorio

See also:

*Top Ten Awkward Electric Daisy Carnival Dance Move GIFs

*Electric Daisy Carnival Slideshow: Day One

*Electric Daisy Carnival Slideshow: Day Two

Ah, to be young, raving, and in love. Electric Daisy Carnival always has its share of hotties, and that certainly held true at this year's Las Vegas incarnation over the weekend, as you can see in our various slideshows. Unfortunately, most of them are, clearly, way too good-looking for me. Here, then, are the ten of them the furthest out of my league.

Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League
Christopher Victorio

Are you saying you want me to find some gold spandex and three of my friends? No, that's not what you're saying?

Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League
Christopher Victorio

What a coincidence -- we both enjoy wearing ties.

Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League
Christopher Victorio

OMG, the Stones are my favorite AND I'm nearsighted too!

 

Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League

If you told me ten years ago that women wearing faux carcasses on their heads would be out of my league, I might not have opted to go through puberty at all.

Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League
Christopher Victorio

Hey girl, I also like randomly reaching up toward the stars!

Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League
Christopher Victorio

Attention, ladies: I also look good in board shorts.

 

Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League
Christopher Victorio

Did you know I have a deep appreciation for beaded friendship bracelets and fur boots? It must mean we're soul mates.

Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League
Christopher Victorio

Hot nerd is one thing. But hot pants? Marry me.

Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League
Christopher Victorio

I'm not saying I'm rich, but I could afford to buy you a real bikini top.

 

Ten EDC Girls Who Are Out of My League
Christopher Victorio

I made the same face and motion when I saw you. Goaaaaaaal.

See also:

*Top Ten Awkward Electric Daisy Carnival Dance Move GIFs

*Electric Daisy Carnival Slideshow: Day One

*Electric Daisy Carnival Slideshow: Day Two

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