Ah, to be young, raving, and in love. Electric Daisy Carnival always has its share of hotties, and that certainly held true at this year's Las Vegas incarnation over the weekend, as you can see in our various slideshows. Unfortunately, most of them are, clearly, way too good-looking for me. Here, then, are the ten of them the furthest out of my league.
Are you saying you want me to find some gold spandex and three of my friends? No, that's not what you're saying?
What a coincidence -- we both enjoy wearing ties.
OMG, the Stones are my favorite AND I'm nearsighted too!
If you told me ten years ago that women wearing faux carcasses on their heads would be out of my league, I might not have opted to go through puberty at all.
Hey girl, I also like randomly reaching up toward the stars!
Attention, ladies: I also look good in board shorts.
Did you know I have a deep appreciation for beaded friendship bracelets and fur boots? It must mean we're soul mates.
Hot nerd is one thing. But hot pants? Marry me.
I'm not saying I'm rich, but I could afford to buy you a real bikini top.
I made the same face and motion when I saw you. Goaaaaaaal.
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