Yesterday, the metal meal wagon, Grill Em All, hit L.A.'s streets, distributing burgers across the city, faster than Metallica slaps lawsuits on illegal downloaders. With burgers ranging from the Blue Cheer (with cranberry gastrique, a Maytag Blue spread and Munchos chips) to the Waste 'em All (with Smoked cheddar, marinated aniheim chilies, butter beer braised onions), this truck takes on a epic culinary crusade: "In a battle of cheese and sauce, finally burgers and heavy metal unite in harmony." The Molly Hatchet (topped with bacon, maple syrup and a seared fennel sausage gravy) will definitely do the trick. But other than creating an easier avenue for burgers to meet faceholes, this truck ushers in a new era of music themed food trucks.
Paving the way for Sushi Sioux? Or possibly Superfuzz Bigmuffins?
(Add to our list of hypothetical food trucks straight from the punitentary after the jump)
Feel free to add a few in the comments, or just to express the sheer physical pain of being subjected to this many puns)
Sushi Sioux and the Banshees:
R. Jelly Donuts
Superfuzz Bigmuffins (or Touch Me I'm Steak)
Buns 'n' Rollses (a bread truck, maybe?)
A Taco Supreme
Hot Pocket Symphony
Bob Barley (a beer truck?)
Depeche A la Mode
Torta Eclipse of the Heart
Hot Dogs of War
Iggy Pot Pies
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Whew. Damn. Can't. Go on. Must. Commit seppuku.....