Oh, wow, bummer, I just found out I missed the event of the century. Don't you hate it when you miss a celebration of such massive import?
If anyone wants to take me up on my suggestion in this post's headline you can email any documentary evidence to me c/o this here BLOG. Or, better yet, make a fawning YouTube style video to your moment of fecal glory.
A reminder of how special this will make you feel, as quoted verbatim from the Diddy's viddy:
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If you are what you say you are,
Gonna have no fear
The crowd is here