Test your Mars Voltatude by guessing which of the following are actual Mars Volta titles and which are pathetic loser imitations. Hint: Half are imposters. Send in your own fake song titles to music@laweekly.com and the best one will win a fabulous prize! (Okay, it’ll probably be an L.A. Weekly T-shirt.) 1. “Cassandra Gemini” 2. “Et Tu, Sybil” 3. “Cygnus . . . Vismund Cygnus” 4. “Umbillical Syllables” 5. “. . . So That All Shall Not Fall to Entropics” 6. “Corpus Fantasma (Ether . . . Esther)” Answers: 1, 3, 4 are real.

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