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LMFAO Releases Debut Full-Length, Party Rock. What Does it Mean?

It hasn't gone unnoticed around the West Coast Sound bunker that Hollywood party-hop duo LMFAO (which, for the grandmas on the Internets, means 'laughing my fucking bottom off') released its debut album this week. Last year they had a big web hit with the song, "I'm in Miami Bitch."

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The song set both the party and poetry circuits afire with its wild-ass themes and complicated rhyme structure. The new album is called Party Rock.

This is not LMFAO, btw.

Did you get all that? Yeah, us neither. LMFAO, Redfoo and Sky Blu, rival only Bob Dylan and Schwayze in lyrical density. These are words and shit that, well, some of the dumber and drunker of you out there might not be able to comprehend without a little explication. (That means, 'explainin'.)

Here are the lyrics. Focus. There are some three syllable words in there like 'bikini,' (which means 'little two-piece swim suit'), so just concentrate. We're gonna go get a cup of coffee and explain what it means after you read it. No talking.

When I step on the scene

Ya'll know me, cause I walk with a limp

Like an old school pimp or a real og

I rocking VANS

I'm in the sand

I've a got a red bull and vodka up in my hand

Hey, you're looking kind of cute in that polka dot bikini, girl

Hey, this is what I want to do, take of that polka dot bikini, girl.

Drink all day

Play all night

Let's get it poppin'

I'm in Miami bitch

Drink all day

Play all night

Let's get it poppin' I'm in Miami bitch

Everybody on smash, smash

Hands in the air, air

I'm feelin on her ass, ass

Like a nigga don't care. Like a nigga don't care

I've gotta a plan, what's your cell

We playing naked twister back in my hotel

Hey, you're looking kind of cute in that polka dot bikini girl

Hey, this is what I want to do take of that polka dot bikini girl

Drink all day

Play all night

Let's get it poppin'

I'm in Miami bitch

Drink all day

Play all night

Let's get it poppin' I'm in Miami bitch

Get your hands up

Put that ass up

Get you hands up

I'm in Miami bitch

Put put that ass up

I'm in Miami bitch

Get yo get yo get yo get yo hands up

Put that put that put that put that ass up

Get yo get yo get yo get yo hands up

Put that put that put that put that ass up

Get yo get get yo hands

Put put put put that ass up

Put that ass up put that ass up

I'm in Miami bitch

(Damn, motherfuckin' thirsty)

It's Mornin' time and the girls still there

They lying naked with some Asses in the air (That's what I'm talkin' bout)

Anna wants it bad she's got some big kahunas

But I say I'll be back gotta get some more Coronas

Hey, you're looking kind of cute in that polka dot bikini, girl

Hey, this is what I want to do take of that polka dot bikini, girl

Drink all day

Play all night

Let's get it poppin'

I'm in Miami bitch

Drink all day

Play all night

Let's get it poppin' I'm in Miami bitch

Get your hands up

Put that ass up

Get you hands up

I'm in Miami bitch

Put put that ass up

I'm in Miami bitch

Get yo get yo get yo get yo hands up

Put that put that put that put that ass up

Get yo get yo get yo get yo hands up

Put that put that put that put that ass up

Get yo get get yo hands

Put put put put that ass up

Put that ass up put that ass up

I'm in Miami bitch

Got all that?

Okay, now here's the rap, translated:

When I arrive, I limp like a pimp with a cocktail in my hand. I wear sneakers. I like your swim suit. Will you take it off? I'm going to drink alcohol all day, and then stay up all night. Let's have fun. We're in Miami, Florida. Drink alcohol, wave your hands. I will touch your bottom like an African American who doesn't care. Will you give me your telephone number? I'd like to invite you over to my hotel, where I have set up a game of Twister. We could play naked. I like your swim suit, but will you take it off? I'm going to drink alcohol all day, and then stay up all night. We are in Miami, Florida. (I am thirsty!) Lift your hands up. Lift your bottom up.

It's morning, and there are still women here. They're naked! Their bottoms are sticking up in the air. The one named Anna seems to want to "do it." She's got very large breasts, but I have to go get some more alcohol. I like your swim suit, but will you take it off? I'm going to drink alcohol all day, and then stay up all night. We are in Miami, Florida. Lift your hands up. Lift your bottom up. We are in Miami, Florida.

Here's LMFAO's new video.


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