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Jeff Weiss' Favorite Albums From the Second Half of 2013, In Haiku Form

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Matt Fry

[Editor's note: Weekly scribe Jeff Weiss's column, "Bizarre Ride," appears on West Coast Sound every Wednesday. His archives are available here.]

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During the last decade, Los Angeles was fractured between backpack hip-hop and gangsta rap. Both sides were always closer than they appeared, which became clear when Top Dawg Entertainment became a superpower by bonding Bloods (Jay Rock) and Crips (Schoolboy Q), with two thesaurus fiends who had mastered their craft bludgeoning J Dilla beats (Kendrick Lamar and Ab-Soul).

Canvass the 2013 L.A. rap world and you'll find similarly hazy boundaries. Odd Future owe as much to Madlib and MF Doom as to Eminem and The Neptunes.

After two years of ideological scrutiny usually reserved for unruly pop stars and Supreme Court justices, Tyler the Creator and company produced some of the year's best music. They made millions off cat hoodies, caused riots at the Low End Theory and got Kanye West to appear at their carnival.

The ratchet sound patented by DJ Mustard became DJ plutonium throughout the West Coast. Almost everyone who got a Mustard beat scored a hit: Y.G., Ty$, TeeFlii, even Kid Ink.

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Compton's Problem, Slauson's Nipsey Hussle, Leimert Park's Dom Kennedy and Indiana transplant Freddie Gibbs built their own independent rap fiefdoms.

Holding down the far left was Nocando's Hellfyre Club, which brought the legacies of Max B and Myka 9 closer than anyone imagined. The Alchemist's lab in Venice became the West Coast's five-star rap camp.

Famed for its astral beats, the Low End Theory extended family produced rugged underground rap, experimental fusion jazz and deconstructed R&B.

With indie rock transforming itself into the Urban Outfitters of genres, a stasis crept in among the city's guitar bands. Still, punk standard-bearers No Age released their most complete record, and Haim managed to make Wilson Phillips seem cool to millennials.

On some lost mythological Erewhon, Julia Holter, Kelela and Chelsea Wolfe continued to release weird, dazzling songs.

With all subjectivity intended, these are the Bizarre Ride best albums of the second half of 2013, in haiku form. Because it's tradition.

Earl Sweatshirt, Doris (Sony/Tan Cressida)

Brutus in that booth

Returns from Samoan exile

Teen angst pays off well

Jonwayne, Rap Album (Stones Throw)

Savage sandaled Hun

Or bad egg from a bad duck?

The come up is real

Freddie Gibbs, ESGN (Mixtape)

Gibbs can make Mother Goose

Sound like cold-blooded murder

Becomes rap mob boss

No Age, An Object (Sub Pop)

Nothing set in stone

Guitars and drums can still work

Punk is just wild style

V/A, Dorner vs. Tookie (Hellfyre Club)

Cop, crip, warlock or scone

What's your spirit animal?

Weird's rarely this raw

Vince Staples & Larry Fisherman, Stolen Youth (Mixtape)

Dope, guns, and stickups

Best Long Beach product since Snoop

Learns, lives with regrets

 

The Internet, Feel Good (Odd Future)

Syd the Kid gets grown

Crafts Nag Champa neo-soul

Groove is in the heart

Dam-Funk & Snoop Dogg, 7 Days of Funk (Stones Throw)

Funk will not fade away

With Snoop and Dam still smoking

Watch the clouds and glide

Sons of the Morning (Prefuse 73 & Teebs), Speak Soon, Volume 1 (Yellow Year)

The beat scene godfather

Meets the west wind wunderkind

A.M. hymnals glow

Kelela, Cut 4 Me (Fade to Mind)

Mix Cherry coffee

With neon beats and icy cool

That's just the start

Honorable Mention:

Goldroom, Embrace (self-released); Open Mike Eagle, Sir Rockabye (Hellfyre Club); Free the Robots, The Balance (self-released); Julia Holter, Loud City Song (Domino); Superhumanoids, Exhibitionists (Innovative Leisure); Computer Jay, Savage Planet Discotheque Vol. 2 (Weird Science); Nobody, Vivid Green (Alpha Pup); Crystal Antlers, Nothing Is Real (Innovative Leisure); Toy Light, Sign of Life (self-released); Boardwalk, Boardwalk (Stones Throw); Problem, The Separation (Diamond Lane); Alexander Spit, Dillinger (self-released); Chelsea Wolfe, Pain Is Beauty (Sargent House); Zeroh, Bred: A Dedication (self-released)

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