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Gwyneth Paltrow Invades Twitter and Facebook

Gwyneth Paltrow , thinking of a master plan

Gwyneth Paltrow , thinking of a master plan

The pieces of Gwyneth Paltrow's plan for world domination continue to snap into place: She announced this morning, via a self-made video, that she has joined Twitter and Facebook.

"Hi," she says in the video, her only Tweet and FB post so far, "I'm trying to join the 21st Century. So it's me. I'm on Facebook and Twitter." She then signs off with a nod to her posse (remember? she raps).

Will she update with tips on scoring a record deal? OR will she dish about hanging out with Jay Z and Bey? OR will she keep posting little videos that let us believe she's just strolling around Manhattan looking for a cab like the rest of the commoners? Anything to distract us from her master plan.

The video announcing her triumphant entry into social media: