Dim Mak Makes a Porno Featuring Silly German DJ and Hot CD Thief (NSWF -- UYWADM*)

Hey German DJ, this office bathroom is HOT.
Hey German DJ, this office bathroom is HOT.

The below clip is about as NSWF as you can get -- unless you work at Dim Mak Records, in which case, break out the tanning bed and call the fluffer, because you're gonna be in a movie.

This clip showed up yesterday, and we're trying to get to the bottom of it (so to speak). We've never been in the Dim Mak offices in Hollywood, but this is pretty obviously at their HQ, and that German DJ in the Dim Mak T-shirt and that little thing sneaking into HQ to steal a bunch of old Whitey cutouts and Steve Aoki mixes are in for a HEAP OF TROUBLE if Aoki walks in on them right now. Because in the video above, the German DJ and the CD thief end up "doing it," and by "it" we mean that after a grueling bit of foreplay in a nasty Hollywood office bathroom, they have sex. That's right, sex. Pornographic sex. In the work place.

Again, this is VERY VERY NSFW. It doesn't really have any redeeming qualities -- trust us, we watched the whole thing -- other than as a prurient exercise in blow jobs and awkward fucking. And unlike classic old No Limit Records porn from the late 1990s, there's no booty. Plus, who steals CDs anymore? She could have downloaded the entire catalog online.

If nothing else, Dim Mak has upped the bar on promo videos. We're awaiting Dangerbird's response.

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The video after the jump, as well as a classic of the genre. Again, before you click, this is hardcore porn with lots of awkward grunting, penises and vaginas. It's definitely NSFW. And if you're under 18, RUN AWAY.

View the Dim Mak office sexcapade by clicking here.

While we're watching music porn, though, this 504 Boyz video is a classic of the music porn video genre. Again, NSWF (UYWFNL)**

via The Daily Swarm, via Hipster Runoff

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*Not safe for work unless you work at Dim Mak

** Not safe for work unless you work at No Limit

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