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Coachella Friday Set Times Leaked? Are These Real?

Greg Gillis, aka Girl Talk.
Greg Gillis, aka Girl Talk.

The Coachella message board lit up this morning when someone posted a pretty convincing list of Friday set times, one of the last big secrets the festival reveals. For those of us going, the set times are obviously important because they dictate what we'll be missing, where we'll be sprinting to, and who gets the bum slots at the beginning of the day.

Now, before you even read this, we should say that one comment regarding the truthiness of this list comes from someone who claims to be Coachella kingpin Paul Tollett: his response:

"Coachella called. It said to quit wasting your lives."

Whether that's a decoy -- or whether that was even Tollett -- is open to interpretation. We think that The Hold Steady slot is probably way too early for this to be real, but who knows? So why are we even continuing this rumor? Because there are certain set times that we've already been privy to from insiders, and these times coincide with the times listed below.

Herewith, a rumored setlist, reprinted with many reservations. But information wants to be free, yes? Even bum information? Here goes:

Coachella Stage-

The Courteeners: 1:30-2:20

We Are Scientists: 2:45-3:35

Airborne Toxic Event: 4:00-4:50

Black Keys: 5:15-6:05

Franz Ferdinand:6:30-7:20

Morrissey: 8:00-9:10

Paul McCartney: 9:45-12:00

Outdoor Theatre-

Molotov: 1:00-1:45

White Lies: 2:05-2:50

Noah and the Whale: 3:15-4:05

M. Ward:4:30-5:20

Conor Oberst:5:45-6:35

Leonard Cohen: 7:00-8:00

Silversun Pickups:8:25-9:35

Gobi Tent-

El Gran Silencio: 12:00-12:40

Alberta Cross: 1:00-1:45

Dear and the Headlights:2:10-3:00

Los Campesinos: 3:25-4:15

Buraka Som Sistema: 4:40-5:30

People Under the Stairs 5:50-6:40

Peanut Butter Wolf: 7:00-7:50

A Place to Bury Strangers: 8:15-9:05

Bajofondo: 9:30-10:20

Mojave Tent-

Ryan Bingham: 12:40-1:25

Aggrolites: 1:45-2:35

Cage the Elephant: 3:00-3:50

The Hold Steady: 4:15-5:05

Crystal Castles: 5:30-6:20

NASA (live): 6:45-7:35

Beirut: 8:00-8:50

Patton & Rahzel:9:15-10:05

Genghis Tron: 10:30-11:20

Sahara Tent-

Switch: 12:00-12:50

The Bug 12:50-1:40

Gui Boratto: 1:40-2:30

Steve Aoki: 2:30-3:30

Felix da Housecat: 3:30-5:00

The Ting Tings: 5:20-6:10

Ghostland Observatory 6:30-7:20

Craze & Klever: 7:30-8:20

Girl Talk: 8:30-9:30

The Presets: 9:50-10:40

Crystal Method: 11:00-12:00