In only 11 days it will be Halloween, do you have your costume ready? Maybe you're going to dress as a sexy armadillo or maybe Bee Arthur (get it), but if you don't have a costume, it's time to get cracking. However, costumes are expensive, and in this economy there's not much extra cash floating around to perfect your exact replica of Falkor from the Neverending Story. So here's an idea, just wear a scary shirt from a disgusting metal band. It may not be the most ideal situation, but it's cheaper than Wookie suit, and will start more conversations than a Fart Meter costume.
(Check out the Scary T-Shirts after the Jump)
Here are some great gory metal shirts that may make for good conversation starters at the company Halloween party. Marduk and Cradle of Filth have some pleasant, shall we say, religious themed shirts, that might not be appropriate to show here. If you have any suggestions, let us know in the comments.
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