It would be impossible, I think, for someone in the restaurant business to visit Geisha House without seeing dollar signs dancing before his or her eyes, the bottles of champagne and expensive sake that ornament each table, the pricey plates of raw fish, the vast, two-story space teeming with light, color and horny 25-year-olds with working American Express cards. You have never seen so many people at one time focused on getting fed, tipsy and laid -- Geisha House is like a giant orgone box fueled by strong drink and raw fish, and its happy vibrations radiate in concentric circles across Hollywood. Have you seen this menu before? Of course you have, at Koi: tuna tartare troweled onto crispy-rice sushi; hamachi with jalapeno; seared albacore with ponzu; cowboy rolls stuffed with grilled steak; soft-shell crab tempura. But it's a happiness explosion, dude -- you're right in the middle of it. And the food is awfully tasty too.
Cuisines: Japanese, Sushi
Payment Type: MasterCard, Visa, American Express
Reservations: Accepted, Highly Recommended
Entertainment: Live Entertainment, DJs