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Be Social
Slyest Subject Headings for Penis-Enlargement E-mails
Published on December 25, 2003
Re: What's up?
You left your umbrella
Thanks for yesterday
Will it work out?
New movie award
Working hard lately?
I don't even know
We work together
You left your jacket
Be all you can be
Still can't find it?
Want the full story?
This should wake you up!
Fwd: your computer
Did I offend you?
Can't believe I found you
Please don't be angry
I want to see you again
Been searching long for you
Re: Please re-send this email
You'll never learn
The case is closed
Ya know what I heard?
Why did you forget?
Fwd: The monthly get-together
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And, for Good Measure, Most Straightforward Subject Heading:
You can get a larger penis
—Tom Christie
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