Wednesday, December 1, 2010

China makes L.A. look like a butterfly sanctuary - UNCYCLOPEDIA COMMONS
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To think -- all that time we were faulting the scummy smog layer constantly smothering Los Angeles on our own bad habits. Turns out it's been China all along! That is, if L.A.'s Pacific positioning makes it anything like San Francisco. We knew we hated the East for more than freakish Tech War domination...

Environmental Science and Technology released some jaw-dropping truths about China's contribution to San Francisco's sky grime last month. And, since were only a few hundred miles down, we're assuming (praying) we can piggyback this blame game for all it's worth.

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