Some geniuses -- oh, lets just call them ... guys -- have come up with the idea that the smarter sex go bottomless today.
They're calling it "No Panty Day," and it's all over Twitter.
These people -- oh, let's just also call them adolescents and the grown-ass men who act like them -- really want you ladies to know about this and, as many have said, "dress accordingly:"
Here's the thing: If you have already dressed for work, school or just lounging by the pool, and you're a woman, and
you just now heard about this, there's still time to get in on all the fun:
Removal of one's undergarments is just as easy -- perhaps easier -- than getting them on. Just make sure your boss/professor/neighbor is not looking.
Who started this best day ever? We don't know. We did find a reference to a "No Panty Day" happening in October of last year. Whoever kept the tradition alive isn't very consistent.
But two days after the start of summer -- on a Friday no less -- is an excellent time to go al fresco
if you ask us.
Now, before you accuse us of cheap, page-view-baiting misogyny, consider the alternative:
"No Panty Day" is waaaaaaay
better than "Free-Baller Day." Admit it.
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