Boy, have we got a deal for you: L.A. County Registrar-Recorder/County Clerk Dean Logan announced over the weekend that people can line up for marriage licenses ($85 to $90) and civil ceremonies ($25) on Tuesday and get them both checked off in one visit.
The office has got "expanded services" for you, including ...
... "multiple spaces for performing wedding ceremonies" at its Norwalk headquarters, according to a statement from the registrar.
It's the busiest day of the year for marriage licenses for the office, which has six other satellites for your permanently hooking-up needs.
The Norwalk location will be hosting civil ceremonies from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.; they'll happen from 8:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. at branch offices.
You don't even need to be a citizen or even, apparently, the means to cover gas money to Vegas. You just need a pulse, valid ID, and the cash (or check).
(Just don't try to marry your same-sex mate. Not yet, anyway).