"When I got up I was like, 'Who is this?'" the brave 10-year-old told CBS2 reporters yesterday. "The only thing I knew is that he was laying on my bed, facing me."
Police say 24-year-old Sergio Osuna of Whittier, reeking of alcohol, stripped down to his boxers during the big slumber-party crash...
... in the 1900 block of Cherry Avenue. The only victim more upset than his unwilling bedmate was her father, who told reporters he kicked Osuna in the face repeatedly and held him in a headlock before police arrived.
Though Osuna was definitely found half-nude, drunk and laying in a 10-year-old girl's bunk bed, he seemed to care more about finding a place to sleep than doing so next to a minor. "Hey, let me go, let me go, I didn't do anything to the girl!" he reportedly told the girl's furious parents.
"The suspect told police that he had only been looking for a place to sleep," reads the CBS piece. "He was reportedly drunk and possibly under the influence of an unknown drug."
So dude got off with a charge of "child annoyance."
The girl's big brother was actually sleeping above her in the top bunk when a pantsless Osuna crawled in the window. Jesus. Where's Antoine Dodson when you need him?