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Top 5 Ways to Give Japanese Nuclear Radiation a Proper Welcome to Southern California

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Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 12:10 PM

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So by now you've probably heard. Some of that radiation released by Japan's ailing Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Station is likely headed to Los Angeles.

Don't be afraid. Don't ask if you should drop a potassium iodide pill. You shouldn't. Don't ask if you should stay indoors. Go outside

What you should be asking is how do we properly welcome this visitor from Japan in a uniquely Southern California style? (Don't bow. It's patronizing).

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5. Be a douche and ask if it works out. (You know, 'cause "you're hot.").

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