We know your suppliers are developing new variants of this medicine with all kinds of specific attributes (a "clear-headed high," "mental," "psychedelic" and "relaxing without putting you to sleep").
And this whole Chuck Norris story has really taken off. So do like your local deli and name a few more goodies on the menu after these fine citizens (could be good for business):
10. Arnold Girly Man. This one comes with a lot of hype but in the end is a huge let down. Once you try it, it won't be back. Trust us.