If Jesus comes back soon, I hope to hell it's not my job to explain to Him why the "Christian" versions of things are usually the shittiest. What would He make of the damnable culture built in his name -- the pop music, legislators, and fantasy-film franchises?
Or this, from The Christian Mother Goose, this week's Study in Crap on our Style Council blog:
"Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Thanking Jesus for curds and whey"
"Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Reading his Bible each day."
Click on through to Studies in Crap for much, much more, including scans, rhymes, and some Hulk Hogan craziness from a Koreatown thrift store!