Horse Balm and Bull Pucky
The story of Seabiscuit, a beat-up wreck of a horse and his beat-up wreck of a jockey who rose together from Depression-era nowhere to win every high-stakes horse race in the West, comes with the heft of the basic American dream and, as a best-selling book by Laura Hillenbrand, also reveals some pretty black nightmares. Hillenbrand in no way slights the victories; her version of the horses improbable path to glory is a story of the wide-open West, land of opportunity for the downtrodden, triumphing over the snobby, hidebound East. But its also a story of the worst economic collapse America has ever weathered, and of the insane world of American sports, in this case about fully grown men who work and starve themselves to death, destroying their bodies and those of their horses to stay in the game, while millions of destitute fans float their last pennies on betting slips. Hillenbrand sees inspiration in that history, after all, is seldom made by people of moderation but she doesnt flinch from the terrible costs.
It will come as no surprise that Gary Ross likable but hopelessly folksy movie, which he adapted with market-savvy selectivity from Hillenbrands book, skews heavily toward the American dream that will never go away, the dream that, even in the worst of circumstances, anyone with the right attitude can make it big. This is disappointing, for though I wouldnt exactly call Ross a titan of radical cultural critique, Big and Dave (which he wrote) and Pleasantville (which he wrote and directed) add up to a cheeky, 60s-style track record of exploding some of our choicer pieties within the frame of a mass-market movie. Where comedy set free a playful and critical spirit in Ross, drama seems to have trapped him in sonorous uplift. Seabiscuit nods dutifully at the catastrophe of the Depression, but fundamentally it tidies the material into an old Hollywood standard extolling the virtues of broken spirits who, given a second chance, can become winners given enough grit, perseverance and help from self-made millionaires who never forget where they came from. You dont throw a whole life away just cause its banged up a little is the mantra that flows between Seabiscuits owner, Charles Howard, a charming car manufacturer with a nose for publicity who went from nothing to riches and (sort of) back again in the stock-market crash; the horses monosyllabic trainer, Tom Smith; and his rider, Red Pollard, a bright, angry kid cut loose from his family by the Depression, whos too big and too blind to be a jockey, and does it anyway.
In fact, the four-way symmetry between these three knockabout obsessives and the temperamental, knobbly-kneed steed they put their faith in would be the movies fascinating core were it not for Ross uncanny determination to turn them into cartoons. As the impossibly goodhearted Howard (where are those saintly CEOs when we need them?), Jeff Bridges, one of Americas most capable and versatile actors, has little to do but look pained when anyone suffers and beam good intentions at one and all, while his second wife, Marcela (Elizabeth Banks), in real life a peppy adventuress, is tamed into a compulsively supportive smiler. Tobey Maguire displays a tad more animation than usual as the monomaniacal Pollard, while Chris Cooper is almost too perfectly cast as the strong, silent Smith, who looks at horse and jockey and senses instinctively that two minuses make a plus. Sadly, none of them has anything of note to say in a script bogged down in expository aphorism that, exacerbated by David McCulloughs droning voice-over (It was the beginning and the end of imagination all at the same time) to make sure we get the period significance, plays like an episode of The Waltons.
Sunk in solemnity, Ross spends the first half of the movie industriously lobbing us movie clichés: importuning close-ups and endless pounding horses hooves in slow-mo, the Depression pictured in reverent black-and-white versus the cornball golden glow that bathes Seabiscuit as he races through autumnal woods. Things liven up a touch when Ross lets his inner comedian out to play William H. Macy steals the scenery out from under everyone as he brings a carnival barkers brio to the role of radio sports reporter Tick-Tock McGlaughlin, while jockey Gary Stevens, who even has the face of a handsome horse, discovers the actor within as Red Pollards suave friend and nemesis, George Woolf. Two-thirds of the way through, Seabiscuit awakes to its duties as a perfectly presentable race movie, rising to a crescendo of satisfying if somewhat gaga inspiration.
At the end of her book, Hillenbrand caps the climactic race by revealing that George Woolf died at 35, a victim of diabetes and his own excessive dieting. The compulsively honest Smith, almost certainly suspended in error by the Racing Commission for the malfeasance of one of his grooms, expired in a nursing home with hardly a soul to attend his funeral. Pollard, crippled by multiple injuries and poor health care while Seabiscuit lived large on Howards estate, ended up sorting mail in a post office and shining the shoes of other jockeys. Perhaps most shamefully of all, the Santa Anita Racetrack was retooled as an internment camp for Japanese-Americans during World War II. Seabiscuit, the movie, stops short of all this, reworking itself into a heroic tale of the little guy who doesnt know hes a little guy, and thus becomes a big cheese beloved of all the little guys who didnt make it. This is the kind of tried-and-true Hollywood half-truth that sustains Americas notion of itself as the quintessential open society. Its also a travesty of history, and a betrayal of the mass miseries of the Depression.
Buffalo Soldiers, a self-proCLAIMED satire about American soldiers running amok in peace-time Germany, has baggage aplenty going in. In honor of our glorious adventure in Iraq, the movie was postponed from its projected spring release, apparently less at the behest of the terrible twins Disney and Miramax than of its young Australian director, Gregor Jordan, who nonetheless professes himself wounded at the threat posed to freedom of speech by military bigwigs who wrote in objecting to the movies negative depiction of American soldiers.
Worse yet, the movie aspires to profundity. Based on a novel by Robert OConnor about lateCold War American soldiers rotting of tedium in a German barracks, Buffalo Soldiers is inspired, if thats the word, by Nietzsches observation that When there is peace, the warlike man attacks himself. Joaquin Phoenix plays Specialist Ray Elwood, a wily supply sergeant who staves off boredom by organizing a black market in everything from Mop & Glow to AK-47s, right under the nose of his good-natured but clueless commanding officer (Ed Harris, against the grain). When a far savvier new top sergeant with the strenuously winking name of Robert Lee (Scott Glenn) shows up to take the helm, Elwood tries to keep his business afloat while wooing Lees daughter, a self-possessed nymph (and, it is snidely implied, nympho) played by Anna Paquin.
As a portrait of what soldiers will do once a war is won, Buffalo Soldiers is probably close to the mark. Time magazine recently had a cover on lootings by American soldiers in Baghdad, and almost any self-respecting foreign correspondent will tell you that a certain amount of pillage invariably follows a war. As social satire, though, the movie is a nonstarter, completely lacking in the zany lunacy of M*A*S*H and Dr. Strangelove, or the whacked savagery of Catch-22. For reasons that never become apparent, Jordan elects to play the growing mayhem straight, and the movie drags its toneless, spiritless way to the edifying conclusion that there is no peace anywhere. How true. How banal.
SEABISCUIT | Written and directed by GARY ROSS | Based on the book by LAURA HILLENBRAND | Produced by KATHLEEN KENNEDY, FRANK MARSHALL, ROSS and JANE SINDEL Released by Universal Pictures | Citywide
BUFFALO SOLDIERS | Directed by GREGOR JORDAN | Written by JORDAN, ERIC AXEL WEISS and NORA MacCOBY | Based on the book by ROBERT OCONNOR | Produced by RAINER GRUPE and ARIANE MOODY | Released by Miramax Films | At the ArcLight, Westside Pavilion and Mann Criterion
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