ALIENS VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM Hey, Fox marketing people? If you have a cinematic franchise that you wish to keep vibrant, calling the latest installment Requiem is a bad idea as is stealing the ending from Resident Evil: Apocalypse, of all things. But aside from that, those of us who love the notion of pitting slimy, H.R. Gigerinspired extraterrestrial bugs against giant ass-whupping reptile Rastafarians can give credit where credit is due weve long suggested that such a movie should be filmed sans dialogue or talky people, and for about half of Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem, were actually obliged. The main storyline, which follows an oddly Schwarzenegger-esque Predator to Earth, where he must dispose of Alien evidence and defeat a deadly new hybrid critter, is nicely done; as this Predator, Ian Whyte is leaner, meaner and more physically expressive than previous incarnations. He also manages, despite a helmet and no intelligible dialogue, to out-act all the puny humans no-name actors playing no-name characters getting way more screen time than they deserve. Even the lamest prior franchise installments had one or two cool character actors on board, but all this movie can muster is Dale from the awful new Flash Gordon TV show? Chopped down to 40 minutes, this could be a wickedly cool short; as is, its a passable slasher thats still nowhere near the interspecies smackdown we geeks have long imagined. (Citywide) (Luke Y. Thompson)
HALF MOON In Iranian director Bahman Ghobadis contribution to the Mozart-inspired New Crowned Hope film series, Mamo (Ismail Ghaffari), a legendary Kurdish Iranian musician, gets the old band consisting of his dozen grown sons back together and sets out to perform a celebratory concert in the newly free Iraq. Their overland journey, undertaken in a ramshackle school bus, is filled with detours both forced (by officious border police) and impromptu, including a makeshift prison break in which Mamo smuggles the ethereal-voiced Hesho out of an exile colony for female singers restricted by Islamic law from performing. Equipped with a road-movie chassis and a magisterial lead performance by Ghaffari (first seen rising out of a grave and exuding a ghostly grandeur throughout), Ghobadi best known in this country for his 2000 debut feature, A Time for Drunken Horses directs with a light but resolutely unsentimental touch. In a boom time for movies about the scars of the battlefield, Half Moon reminds that the unending strife and religious fundamentalism of the Middle East kills not just people but culture too. (ImaginAsian Center) (Scott Foundas)
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