Winter Solstice Pagan Holiday Show will prove it to you. It's a show in which Aphrodite and Dionysus (gods of love and theater, respectively) gather on what's left of their palace on Mount Olympus to honor religions throughout the history of human civilization — even the ones no one knows about yet. With a cast of magicians, aerialists, comedians and oracles, they'll take you back to a time without lousy cartoons or enforced holiday cheer; a time in which just surviving another winter was an almost godlike accomplishment. Special guest appearance by Tia Matza.
The old gods aren't dead — and this year's