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Dear Readers: The Mexican has previously published only one Best Of column in his nearly four years of living in this country under his cousin’s identity, but I must pul...
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Why is it that Mexican parents don’t want their daughters to date or marry a black guy? I’ve seen them go crazy because they found out their daughter was going...
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Dear Mexican: Why did the Mexican comedian Cantinflas never catch on in Hollywood? I thought he was supposed to usher in the Mexican wave of actors and movies that would help...
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Dear Readers: My recent column regarding the dissimilarities between Scots and Mexicans provoked a surprising amount of angry responses — by real Scotsmen furious that...
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Dear Readers: The paperback version of my book is out in stores now, cheap enough so that even a Guatemalan can afford it. Buy, por favor! Now, on to the preguntas...
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Dear Readers: The paperback version of my book is out in stores now, cheap enough so that even a Guatemalan can afford it. Buy, por favor! Now, on to the preguntas...
Dear...
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Dear Readers: The paperback version of my book is out in stores now, cheap enough so that even a Guatemalan can afford it. Buy, por favor! Now, on to the preguntas...
Dear...
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Dear Mexican: My company''s customer-service department uses a phone-tree system that asks callers to press 1 for English, 2 for Spanish and a few other numbers for commonly...
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Dear Mexican: Sitting on my desk is a levy from the Internal Revenue Service for more than $12,000 in unpaid taxes. Turns out some dude used my Social Security number for two...
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Dear Readers: Belated April Fool’s, amigos! So many of you fell for my hoax of a farewell column last week (don’t any of you know that the feast day of St. Melito...
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Dear Mexican: I’m a gay man in his mid-30s, who has always loved Mexican men. And this question is not only from my experience but also that of friends: Why is it that...
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Dear Mexican: Since moving to Aztlán from Boston, I’ve spent so much time with my next-door neighbor from Mexico City that I’ve taken to using the word manito as a term of...
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Dear Mexican: Mexicans are angry that the United States might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay...
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Dear Mexican: Why do Mexicans have padrinos for everything? I never understood why, can you help me out?
—The Godfather Fan
Dear Wab: Many gabachos have long...
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Why won't Mexicans vote for a black man?—Hillary Hater
Dear Readers: Dozens of ustedes have sent the above question since the Iowa caucuses, forwarded mainstream...
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Dear Mexican: Why do you suppose Mexico has such a hard time getting its act together? It has vast natural resources, good climate, natural ports, supergenerous and...
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I work at a video-rental store. I won't mention the name but let's say it sure BUSTS my BLOCK. I noticed that the Mexican customers always ask for Blood In Blood Out, Mi...
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Why do people think Mexicans have small dicks? My novio sure doesn't!—Bobbi Bobblehead
Dear Gabacha: And neither do I, chula! Lies aside, correlating penis lengt...
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Dear Readers: Mucho feedback from ustedes regarding recent questions about archetypical Mexican dogs and the propensity of wabs to D.U.I. Let's empezar with the...
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Dear Mexican: At a weekly Doors tribute-band gig, I've noticed the majority of the crowd is Mexican. I swear, sometimes it seems like the crowd missed the exit to the Lupillo...
