How and Why You Should Make It A Threesome. Fast.

The most common male fantasy is a threesome. And it's not always that he wants to bang two babes at once, either. He usually wants to see two girls getting busy with each other. Then, of course, he likes the attention shifted to him.

Fortunately, I share that fantasy. I love a little Sapphic sex and enjoy finding my face between the legs of a hot girl while getting banged from behind. It is too bad many girls in the business are proprietary about sharing their clients.

Threesomes are a great way to extend a party, and I can be very descriptive in conveying my desire to bring another girl into the action. Guys love it when I talk like that!

At the Kit Kat Guest Ranch in Carson City, Nev., I had a monitor installed in my suite, which provided a live feed of the line-ups in the parlor. Lots of times I'd use that as a tool to re-charge a client after we finished having sex.

We'd sit and watch and talk about this or that girl and what we might do with a little company. If we see someone we like, I'll call upstairs and have the madam send down the selection for a little up-close-and-personal perusal.

Of course, I know the girls that play well with others and I won't waste anyone's time bringing in someone that's strictly dickly. If there's one thing I hate, it's faking it or being around someone who is faking it.

Obviously, the price increases when you bring someone into the party, and even though it's money that I've secured for myself, it's nice to spread it around — and even nicer to really get a swinging party started.

There was this one girl I worked with at the Kit Kat, a top booker. She was a hot little natural blonde from Dallas who pulled in about $250,000 a year. She was really good at bringing in other girls; only once she did, she'd essentially disconnect herself from the proceedings and make the other girl do all the work while she fussed with her hair and barked out instructions from the sidelines.

That's just not my style, and it's really something of a rip-off for the guy.

But you also must be careful not to enjoy the company too much. You've got to be gentle with those fragile male egos. You don't want a guy to think that he's somehow in the way, or that you two ladies could get along just fine without him.

If you play smart, you can get the best of both bodies and make everybody happy – and get paid at the end.

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