A Peek at a World of Porn You Can't Download for Free

A Peek at a World of Porn You Can't Download for Free

Fellow clever, witty and oft-inappropriate writer Gram Ponante has been deemed America's Beloved Porn Journalist, and though I can't attest to the beloved part, he definitely watches porn.

He also finagles his way onto porn sets, into porn parties and pretty much any other event with "porn" used as an adjective. As a result he reports from the dark corners of his basement office and shares all kinds of juicy details with the rest of us.

Here are some highlights from the past weeks' porn [insert event here].

Let's call it Gram's Digest.

A Peek at a World of Porn You Can't Download for Free

Sabrina Deep hosted a gangbang and, well, made it classy. The sheets were changed, people waited patiently in line, and no one was allowed to eat cheeseburgers.

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT???

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A Peek at a World of Porn You Can't Download for Free

Rikochan didn't expect to be a world-class clit pumper when she emigrated from Japan. But really, is there anything more important to that sentence than "world-class clit pumper"?

LET'S FIND OUT!

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A Peek at a World of Porn You Can't Download for Free

There are no Dunkin' Donuts locations in California, so we share a tender moment with naked "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher on the set of her big porn debut.

FISHER CAT COUGAR 4LIFE!

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A Peek at a World of Porn You Can't Download for Free

John Holmes is famous for many things: his prodigious penis size and filmography, his drug-fueled involvement with the Wonderland Murders, and his death from AIDS in 1988. He is the first adult performer (we know of) to be infected with HIV.

READ ABOUT IT HERE.

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A Peek at a World of Porn You Can't Download for Free

"Avatar XXX 3D" might be the only porn movie we could ever accuse of admirable restraint. It is a blue movie worth watching.

PUNS ALWAYS INTENDED!

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Gram Ponante: America's Beloved Porn Journalist

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