7 Affordable Sex Toys Under $30 for Quality Masturbation On a Budget!

Treat yourself. On a budget.
Treat yourself. On a budget.

We love sex toys and we love fancy things, but most of us can't afford to spend top dollar on a luxury vibrator that may or may not get the job done. So we scoured the Internet and found the highest-quality mini vibes that pack major punch for a price tag that's under $30. (In no particular order.)

So for the price of dinner and a movie for one (we're rolling solo here) you can head to your local sex shop and check out these top picks. And for those of you without access to an adult store that doesn't make your skin crawl, bounce online and patronize a boutique that deserves your business -- we love The Pleasure Chest, Babeland, Coco de Mer, and Good Vibrations.

7. Studio Collection Lipstick by The Screaming O $29

We've seen lipstick vibes before but never this fancy. The Studio Collection has a series of mini vibrators all disguised to look like the makeup stuff women have floating around in their purses. So no matter who snoops through your shit, your secret is safe.

Rather than hard plastic and one speed, this Lipstick features a silicone tip that's got some give to it, meaning you can press harder without rattling your ladybones. Plus it's waterproof (shower sex, anyone?) and it buzzes at three speeds with a pulsing function (if you're into that) so you definitely get more bang for your buck!

6. Love Bunnies by Lovehoney $20

They're almost too cute to put between your legs. (Almost.) These Love Bunnies are splash-proof so you can play around the water (just don't drown them) and are rounded so they're comfortable to hold in your palm for prolonged periods of time. Plus those extended rabbit ears transfer the vibrations directly to wherever you touch them, so if you want something a little more...intense, you've got the tool.

It only has one speed, however, so you'll have to make do with just one function. But the batteries last for up to 80 minutes and, just like the above-mentioned Lipstick, you can leave it out on your bedside and no one will suspect the little Kidrobot-esque bunny is best friends with your pussy!

 

5. The Original Pocket Rocket by Doc Johnson $25

Many have emulated/copied it, but the original Pocket Rocket is the way to go for strong speed, sturdy construction, and no-frills masturbation. Its Japanese motor is as powerful as it is reliable and surprisingly quiet for how well it gets the job done. Portable, reliable and affordable...what more could you want?

4. Fukuoku 9000 $30

This was the first vibrator I ever bought and remained a trusted orgasm-giver for years until the watch batteries fused to the plastic, forcing its retirement. (Keep in mind, this was my go-to vibe for three years. It lasted way longer than any $30 vibe should!)

The Fukuoku 9000 is great because it literally loops around your finger like a ring, turning it into a human vibrator (sorta) and gives you ultimate control over how you want to come. Circular, up-and-down, direct pressure - the world is your clam oyster and because your finger is doing the work, you don't have to worry about carpal tunnel.

Plus it comes with a little storage pouch, an extra set of batteries, and three little silicone sleeves to add variety to the single-speed mini vibe. The nubby, ridged and a bulls-eye circle texture options will give you a little more for your money, but if you're a straight-forward clit girl your best bet is to leave the sleeves behind and let the smooth plastic surface get the job done.

 

3. Finger Vibe by Ophoria $10

The Ophoria Finger Vibe is a more colorful alternative to a Fukuoku or similar type of mini vibrator, except instead of wearing it you simply loop your finger through and use it to steer.

It's made of silicone, so you've got the quality part down, and the single-speed motor is whisper quiet so your roommates/friends/parents/cats won't know what you're up to behind closed doors. And it's available in a rainbow of colors (pink, purple, blue, green or yellow) so you can match it with your curtains!

Plus it has a good three inches of length on it, so you can even buzz yourself inside if you like. (HINT: Smooth and narrow makes for fun in the bum!)

2. C-spot Vibe $18

This is a classic shape that makes it easy to diddle yourself on the outside without wearing out your wrists. The elongated "neck" lets you touch yourself in different positions without your arm getting in the way (which means it's great for use during intercourse) and also lets you insert it wherever your sex drive desires.

It's operated with a turn dial at the bottom, which lets you scale through from low to high and adjust it to essentially any speed in between, and the unique curve at the end gives you the perfect amount of surface area to stimulate your clitoris or even your G-spot if you feel like going deep.

 

1. 80mm Bullet by Rocks-Off $20

These slim-line bullets are made by a Brit company that knows less is more when it comes to getting the job done. These mini vibes buzz at one super-powerful speed (their motors are stronger than most basic bullets, hence the higher price point and unusual N-size battery) and are completely waterproof, which makes them more versatile and, in turn, super-satisfying.

Plus you can stick these bullets into many dildos and anal plugs that have an opening at their base so you can kick them up a notch or three - the powerful motor offers enough buzz to transfer the sensation through silicone! (Choose from pink, black or bad-ass chrome colors.)


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