5 Surprisingly Sexy Professions You Might Want to Pursue

5 Surprisingly Sexy Professions You Might Want to Pursue

1.) Tailor and/or Tuxedo Shop Rental Clerk

Measuring busts and inseams all day.  Enough said.

5 Surprisingly Sexy Professions You Might Want to Pursue


 2.) Chef

"Full belly, empty balls -- happy man." (Ancient Chinese proverb.) We mammals have two basic instincts -- food and sex. Pants off to the ones who help satisfy our primal animal urges. Nom.

5 Surprisingly Sexy Professions You Might Want to Pursue

3.) Tattoo Artist

Individuality, permanence. Pain and flesh. M'm..

5 Surprisingly Sexy Professions You Might Want to Pursue

4.) Delivery Girl (Total paradox?)

When was the last time you had a hot chickadee deliver food/packages to your stoop? More oft than not, it's a foreign man in his fifties! Hey, entrepreneurs -- please get on this. Think yummy.com, but with Doris Day and Hooters -- an all female delivery group.

(caption) "Hello? Three packs of magnum condoms and a fruit basket to Fairfax and Fountain."

5 Surprisingly Sexy Professions You Might Want to Pursue

5.) Terms of Service "TOS" Department

Do social networks hire people to scan for nudity and/or offensive content? Is this a job? Please say it's a job. The obvious "1-HR Photo Developer" would be mentioned here, though moot since 35mm film went the way of the dodo.

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