5 Phallic Foods Men Love to Watch Women Eat. Slowly.
A blowjob is a beautiful thing. Whether you're lying back on the receiving end or finagling your mouth/wrist/hand on the giving end, there's no denying that the image of a cock slowly entering an open mouth is sexy as hell.
Which is why it's inevitably eye-catching when a women enjoys one of several food items that, though refreshing and delicious to taste, are just as satisfying to watch from afar.
Cuz if we learned anything from watching "Superbad" eight times while our cable box was broken, it was this:
"You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds."
Creepy? Probably. But whatev. Here are the phallic food items we recommend you watch out for:
Don't bite down too hard.
No condom necessary!
3. Ice Cream
Good luck cooling off with this treat.
4. Hot Dog
No words needed.
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