101 Sex Positions to Try Today

Meet The Worm.

TJ:What was that position called?



Tatiana:Check the mail. [Opens assignment email and clicks link.] Oh shit, I think we did it wrong.



TJ: Shit.



Tatiana: What did we do?



TJ: I forget.



Tatiana: Wait, no we did it…just a slight variation. I wasn't lying down like that, I was more on my knees, I guess?



TJ: And my legs weren't wide open like that Sims guy.



Tatiana: Lie down, let's do it the right way real quick.



TJ: OK. [Lies down, removes pants.]



Tatiana: What? No, I don't want to DO it, do it.



TJ: What?!



Tatiana: I just want to see what this position is really like.



TJ: That's not how this works! We HAVE to do it do it.



Tatiana: We did do it do it, we just did it did it wrong.



TJ: I have never known you to turn down doing it. What happened?



Tatiana: My shoulder hurts. Man, I'm always talking about my wrists or my shoulders hurting in these sex position pieces.



TJ: But we didn't do the position so we can't really review it.



Tatiana: But the piece is still funny.



TJ: OK, well we did do something similar. It was fun, and then it turned into doggy style.



Tatiana: Maybe I can find a position in here that's similar to what we did and say it's a review for that.



TJ: We pretty much did the position.



Tatiana: Not really, it feels totally different for me with my legs straight out. You just lie down. Lazy ass.



TJ: But then it went into doggy style!



Tatiana: Why didn't we stay in that position?



TJ: It wouldn't go all the way in. There was too much unused shaft.



Tatiana: Maybe my vagina's just set too high.



TJ: Your vagina is perfect. Oh and remember, we had just gotten out of the shower so we were kind of sticky.



Tatiana: Sticky?



TJ: I don't know like, grippy.



Tatiana: Do you mean clean?



TJ: But that post-shower soapy dryness was goin' on.



Tatiana: That's a lame excuse for not being able to do the position.



TJ: Uh, yeah.



Tatiana: Somehow we both managed to have soap left on our hoo-hoos.



TJ: Mine is not a hoo-hoo. It is a what-what.



Tatiana: Don't make me start singing that song.



TJ: Knowing that that Sims couple is still going at it in one of my Firefox tabs is pretty awesome.



Tatiana: OK fine let's do it.



TJ: Yay.

Contact Tatiana at talktotatiana@gmail.com.
 


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