Favorite Simpsons Neologisms 40 Rods to the Hogshead Grandpa Simpson says in episode 121, A Star is Burns, that his car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, which is about 0.00198413 miles per gallon, or 10.48 feet per gallon. BBBQ A variation of BBQ. Homers invitations in episode 133, Lisa the Vegetarian, read, Come to Homers BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB. When Bart asks what the extra B is for in BYOBB, Homer replies that its a typo. Blingwad Or, unclassified transformed matter. In episode 167, The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show, Krusty the Clown says, I oughta replace it right now with that Chinese cartoon with the robots that turn into . . . blingwads! But Im a lazy, lazy man. Car Hole A common mans term for garage, coined by Moe Szyslak. While car hole appears only twice in the series itself, it is often used by fans to jokingly refer to a garage, or garage-like structure. The phrase first appears in a conversation between Moe and Homer wherein Moe ridicules Homer for his use of the overly formal word garage. Charlie Church Homers term for someone who regularly attends church, e.g. Ned Flanders. Another nickname given to Flanders by Homer was Churchy LaFemme. Drunkening The process of becoming drunken; this would be the gerund form of the pseudoverb to drunken. Moe tells Homer hes late for his drunkening. Crisitunity A portmanteau combining the words crisis and opportunity, coined by Homer after Lisa tells him that the Chinese use the same word for both situations (imploring him to draw something positive out of being barred from Moes). Chewtality The Simpson family is arrested by a robot policewoman who uses a sticky spray of taffy to ensnare the family. Struggling amongst the taffy, Homer screams Ahh! Police brutality, and as he takes a bite out of the wad, adds . . . and chewtality. Chestal Of, or relating to, the chest. As in, Im all tense through the chestal area! from episode 110, Barts Girlfriend. The word chestal, in this sense, first became popular in the 1960s when Woody Allen used it in one of his stand-up comedy routines. Also used: neckal.
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