Fake it Baby, Fake It
Take whatever you do to your pillow, blow-up doll or latest Japanese invention at home to the fourth annual Air Sex Championships, a traveling parody of the Air Guitar Championships that invites contestants to make believe they're making love in public for prizes and bragging rights. No shame, condoms, fear of babies or STDs – you don't even need an actual partner. All you have to do is perform for two minutes and include at least one invisible partner (groups are welcome). The audience will still respect you in the morning. Climaxing must be simulated, so keep your bodily fluids to yourself. Feel free to also use props and a song of choice. Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing"? Too obvious. W.A.S.P.'s "(Animal) Fuck Like a Beast"? Challenging. The winner of the best money shot will advance to the national championships, followed by the world championships. Keep the foreplay short. The crowd doesn't have all night. The Satellite, 1717 Silverlake Blvd., Silver Lake; Sat., Nov. 17, 9 p.m.; $10-$12. (323) 661-4380, thesatellitela.com.
Sat., Nov. 17, 9 p.m., 2012
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