BONGS, SCHLONGS AND OTHER PHALLIC THINGS

BONGS, SCHLONGS AND OTHER PHALLIC THINGS

Doobies or boobies? This weekend, you don't have to choose. Under one roof, you can hit (pot humor!) both Erotica L.A. and the THC Expo. At the former, tons of porn actors (yes, I call them "actors") will be on hand (not on your hand, sir). Best name: Faye Runaway. Also, the Pleasure Chest presents sex seminars. Sample topic: "Expanding Your Orgasm: Backdoor Basics and Beyond With Amy Sung." At the latter, you can listen to talks by Aaron McGruder ("Boondocks" comic), Julia Butterfly Hill and many others, and have a really hard time choosing your new bong. Both at Los Angeles Convention Center, 1101 N. Figueroa St., dwntwn. Erotica L.A.: Fri.-Sun., June 12-14; $35; three-day pass $75; www.erotica-la.com. THC Expo: Sat.-Sun., June 13-14; $10; www.thcexpo.com.
June 12-14, 2009