Best Spiritual Clairvoyant (2012)

Melodie at oohMystyk

Step into Melodie's reading room at oohMystyk, filled with crystals, gold Egyptian velvet furniture and an air of nervous excitement. In the hour to come, she will figure out your charts based on your birthdate and give you a reading that will blow your mind. She's direct, doesn't sugarcoat and leaves you with a greater sense of clarity and direction. If you feel overwhelmed by all of the information, not to worry, you leave your session at oohMystyk with a cassette tape of the reading. Now, go buy a tape player or an old car — because chances are you're going to want to listen to that cassette a few times. With a huge following of loyal clients, celebrities and just regular folks, and high demand for her at industry events and parties, Melodie books up quickly, but she's worth the wait. And if you're not into that astrology jazz, she's an expert in psychometry, crystal energy clearing, numerology and chakra alignment. Oh, and she's a real-life ghostbuster too. Move over, Egon. (818) 883-3774, oohmystyk.com.

—Jacy Wojcik