Best Progressive Optimal-Health Tools: Face Regeneration in a Jar (2008)

Ascended Health's I Am Beautiful Oil

You've tended to your inner landscape — now give a little love to your complexion. Ascended Health's I Am Beautiful facial-regeneration oil is the best all-natural face care product I've found. Oxygenated oils are infused with marine phytoplankton and healing herbs and imprinted with Lemurian quartz crystals. Yes, I'm serious. The potion is then bottled in the black glass and labeled with sacred geometry and positive intention (it's called I Am Beautiful, remember?). The oil has saved me after anxiety-ridden nights spent picking at burrowing subcutaneous varmints, rendering my complexion flawless and radiant by sunrise. It has also immediately calmed a second-degree burn, soothing the pain and healing the blisters in less than an hour.

—Dani Katz