@perlstein

  • @perlstein
    29 May, 2017

    All Fiat drivers: I'm sorry someone tricked you into getting a Fiat.

  • @perlstein
    28 May, 2017

    Just watched the first of Dave Chappelle's Netflix specials, holy shit. He's so fucking funny. God bless him.

  • @perlstein
    28 May, 2017

    Society, checking if the bathroom door is unlocked once is enough. No need to try to break in like your LAPD raiding a meth den.

  • @perlstein
    28 May, 2017

    @dwilson334 Hahaha

  • @perlstein
    27 May, 2017

    At supermarkets, I just go through and make sure all the freezer doors are closed.

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Stephen Perlstein

Stephen Perlstein

Stephen is a Los Angeles based writer, credits include Wabbit — A Looney Tunes Production that is currently airing on Cartoon Network, and Dance Moms on Lifetime. He's also written for LA Weekly, UCB Comedy, and is the Editor in Chief of Hence.LA, a satiric website about Los Angeles. Stephen hosts podcasts You Should Love Wrestling, and Improv Obsession. Stephen’s also a runner, reader, podcaster, vegetarian, improviser, comedian, meditator, and producer, just like everyone else in Los Angeles.

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