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Columns, After Dark New Camel Toe Prevention Device Makes it Safe to Wear Yoga Pants in Public

New Camel Toe Prevention Device Makes it Safe to Wear Yoga Pants in Public

Let's face it; women do things for the benefit of other women, not for men. If the latter were true we'd be slinging our cameltoes around town like this season's hottest designer handbag. Here's a fact: Guys like gazing at the outline of our labia, ladies. (Go figure!) But instead...…
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Columns, After Dark Camel Toe: Vaginal Faux Pas or Carnal Call to Action?

Camel Toe: Vaginal Faux Pas or Carnal Call to Action?

The female cameltoe has become a much scrutinized and talked about cultural icon, popular among the exercise set, Wal-Mart shoppers and Coco, wife of Law and Order: SVU star, Ice-T. My connection? I can remember vividly as a teenager, my mother cutting my too-tight jeans off my skinny frame and...…
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Columns, After Dark Reported Egypt Necrophilia Legislation Called 'Hoax' by Parliament

Reported Egypt Necrophilia Legislation Called 'Hoax' by Parliament

The age-old practice of banging your dead wife may be resurrected in Egypt, if members of the newly elected Islamist-dominated parliament have their say. Or, so the Internet story goes. Shocking reports circulated last week in Egyptian and Arab media outlets about a proposed "Farewell Intercourse" draft law, which allegedly...…
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Columns, After Dark How (& How NOT) to Fondle His Balls -- the Art of Testicle Play

How (& How NOT) to Fondle His Balls -- the Art of Testicle Play

Ladies, if men's balls baffle you, you're not alone. I have no idea what to do with them, and I'm considered an expert in sex. They are so complex and mysterious to me, probably in the same way a female's breasts are to the men reading; no two sets respond,...…
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Columns, After Dark Austrian Village of 'Fucking' to Vote for F*cking Name Change

Austrian Village of 'Fucking' to Vote for F*cking Name Change

Residents of Fucking aren't fucking around these days, and they don't want you to, either. After years of global ridicule, prank calls and regional vandalism, locals are refusing to take the joke lying down. The small Austrian village has been Fucking for 800 years, but all that may soon change...…
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Columns, After Dark Brit Woman Guilty of Assault for Attempting to Bite Off Lover's Penis

Brit Woman Guilty of Assault for Attempting to Bite Off Lover's Penis

Attention guys: Don't piss off a chick, or you may end up losing your dick. On Monday, now-infamous English penis biter Sinead Walker, 40, chomped off more than she could chew when she was found guilty by a British court on two counts of common assault, after mauling her lover's...…
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Columns, After Dark 5 Top Tips for Expert Analingus (aka Rimming, Salad Tossing, Butt Eating)

5 Top Tips for Expert Analingus (aka Rimming, Salad Tossing, Butt Eating)

I love eating out assholes. Literally, I'm referring to the man's most precious posterior pucker, and not figuratively to his piss-poor personality trait. For those of you who get an instant hard-on at the thought of me sucking on your starfish, I should note that I'm not into licking just...…
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Columns, After Dark Esquire Sex Study Reveals Men's Secret Sex Habits

Esquire Sex Study Reveals Men's Secret Sex Habits

Women, the wait is over. All of your burning relationship questions have finally been answered. Wanna know what your man is secretly thinking without you having to ask? Shocking facts emerge from the bedroom in an exclusive nationwide sex survey conducted in April's Esquire Magazine...…
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Columns, After Dark 7 Tips for Better Toilet Etiquette (Hint: Guys, Put the Seat Down)

7 Tips for Better Toilet Etiquette (Hint: Guys, Put the Seat Down)

Living with the opposite sex isn't easy. Both genders possess domestic idiosyncrasies that drive our mates wild, and not in a good way. Whether you forget to put the dishes in the dishwasher, leave food out on the counter, squeeze the toothpaste from the wrong end, or leave the seat...…
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Columns, After Dark 7 Household Objects That Guys Can Jerk Off With. Safely.

7 Household Objects That Guys Can Jerk Off With. Safely.

You don't need to be broke to want to bang stuff found around your pad. If you're a dude all you need is a healthy dose of testosterone and curiosity - and maybe some lube. The men who saw the movie "American Pie" and later then went home to bang...…
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Columns, After Dark Masturbation on a Budget: 9 Household Items That Can Give Girls an Orgasm

Masturbation on a Budget: 9 Household Items That Can Give Girls an Orgasm

Years ago I remember hearing a story about a girl I grew up with fucking herself with a cucumber. That tale always stuck with me until I stuck one in me. This was back in my pre-intercourse days so it wasn't as romantic an experience as I imagined it would...…
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Columns, After Dark 11 Tips For Dating Women With Pets

11 Tips For Dating Women With Pets

Not all pussy is the same, in case you haven't noticed. The four-legged variety will assuredly take priority over the two-legged any day of the week and if you're a man who owns a mouser, I'm sure you'll agree with me - pussycats rule! Pet parents, whatever their sex, are...…
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Columns, After Dark 16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand - Translated for His Pleasure

16 Things Women Say That Men Misunderstand - Translated for His Pleasure

Years ago I co-hosted a morning network talk show, a TV version of the popular John Gray novel, Men Are From Mars ... Women Are From Venus, along with friends Dr. Drew Pinsky, Cristina Ferrare, Rondell Sheridan and Bo Griffin (RIP). In the 100-or-so episodes that were broadcast, I covered...…
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Columns, After Dark Lisa Lampanelli, Penthouse Pet Talk Yin/Yang Dating & Your Sex Life

Lisa Lampanelli, Penthouse Pet Talk Yin/Yang Dating & Your Sex Life

I believe all humans fall into one of two categories: You're either a "sperm" person, or you're an "egg" person. It's the classic Yin/Yang principal, but put in sexier terms. For those of you needing a refresher in Eastern philosophy: "Yin/Yang is a dualistic philosophy of passive and active, good...…
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Columns, After Dark Co-Ed Confidential: 11 Tips for Dudes Navigating the College Dating Scene

Co-Ed Confidential: 11 Tips for Dudes Navigating the College Dating Scene

College can be the best four years of your life, or the worst depending on your Facebook status: "Single," "In a Relationship," or "It's Complicated." A sexual coming of age for most students, going away to school is their first time living alone, free of restrictions, curfews and parental control...…
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Columns, After Dark 7 Tips for Better Backdoor Sex From a Penthouse Pet & Anal Advocate

7 Tips for Better Backdoor Sex From a Penthouse Pet & Anal Advocate

I'm not exactly the most "ass-friendly" person I know. In the past when men attempted to penetrate my pooper, my standard response was always, "It's an exit dude, not an entrance." Despite my reputation for having a large sexual appetite, that's the one dish I've had an issue serving. My...…
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Columns, After Dark Why Being a Stripper is Harder Than it Looks

Why Being a Stripper is Harder Than it Looks

It's not easy being a stripper. I don't know if any of you have ever tried it, either professionally or privately, but there's more to it than meets the eye. I've done it a few times and not only is it hard on your body, but you also have to...…
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Columns, After Dark Stripper Tips: 12 Things Every Strip Club Customer Should Know

Stripper Tips: 12 Things Every Strip Club Customer Should Know

I've got a professional - and HOT - stripper within arm's reach, so I thought to ask her to give strip club fans across the country some advice. Whether you're a tittie-bar first-timer or a hardcore connoisseur, here are some etiquette guidelines for how to best behave at a gentleman's...…
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Columns, After Dark No Strings Attached: Rules for Successful Sex Friends

No Strings Attached: Rules for Successful Sex Friends

When you hear someone use the term, "No Strings Attached," (NSA) you automatically assume they mean they have a friend with benefits type fuck buddy, or a booty call situation. Then you think to yourself, "Wow. Lucky them! How do I find one of those?" There are other types of...…
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Columns, After Dark The BJ Chronicles: Techniques, Tricks & Contortions for Better Head

The BJ Chronicles: Techniques, Tricks & Contortions for Better Head

Once you get good at going down on guys, showing off comes natural. It's like getting a new tattoo: "Here, let me show you!" If I may say from experience, one can get a little cocky or heady from knowing that you have the ability to make your guy come...…
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