@NicholasPell

  • @NicholasPell
    27 July, 2015

    @wrathofgnon In five years, the landscape will be VERY different. Many are quite open to real talk in private.

  • @NicholasPell
    27 July, 2015

    "But he gave money to Democratic candidates!" he said, charmingly clueless about how democratic politics work.

  • @NicholasPell
    27 July, 2015

    @wrathofgnon A lot of urban progs are more trad than they realize. Check back in when their kids are in public / voucher schools for 3 years

  • @NicholasPell
    27 July, 2015

    @k_mcq "I can't process criticism from the right, so Trump must be a liberal!"

  • @NicholasPell
    27 July, 2015

    Everytime Vinnie Mac fake yells "ONE, TWO, THREEEE! HE GOT HIM!" take a drink. Die ten minutes into a mid-90s In Your House.

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Nicholas Pell

Nicholas Pell is a freelance writer based in Southern California by way of Portland, Ore., and Providence, R.I. His work has also appeared in Playboy, Vice, Salon and Made Man. When not irritating the Internet with his unpopular opinions on music, he enjoys professional wrestling, Archie Comics, drinking himself into a coma and getting tattoos excluding him from every getting a real job again. Contrary to popular opinion, he aspires to be the Rick Rude of rock journalism, not Lester Bangs with a hipster mustache.

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