3 years ago | Christmas
Flickr/JackieSweet dreams.Around this time of year, a lot of outlets publish holiday gift guides. They're usually offering stuff for the love of your life, or your family, or your friends. Hogwash! We're not here to give you good ideas; we are her...
4 years ago | Culture Wars
YouTube screengrab of Michael Bolton in Office SpaceWhite people love rapping along to hip-hop music. This means they are often faced with a choice of either saying the n-word loudly and aggressively, or leaving a self-conscious gap. Even if they'...
4 years ago | Hip-Hop
Drake is both a successful, critically acclaimed popstar, and a bona fide human meme. He shifts from angry, over-the-top braggadocio to desperate, doubting, melancholy croons. He's either coolly assured in his sexuality or skeptical he'll ever fin...
5 years ago | We're Bringing Sexy Back, But For Real This Time
Currently dominating charts, Flo Rida's "Whistle" recycles the wholesome Disney chorus "whistle while you work" as a blowjob instructional. Like many before him, Flo Rida enjoys receiving oral sex, and like almost as many, he has turned the practi...
5 years ago | Fuck Guilty Pleasures
On South Park, Enya is portrayed as a horrible joy-sucking presence in pop-culture. Her music actually forces Stan to comprehend the horrors of being old, immobile, and faced with the encroaching certainty of death. Ostensibly, Trey Parker and Mat...
5 years ago | Punk, but, Like, the Pop Kind
Top 20 Greatest L.A. Punk Albums of All Time Top 20 Worst Bands of All Time In the past couple of decades, it's hard to think of a more-maligned genre than pop-punk. (That is, except nu-metal.) But it's a shame, and as someone who spent a lot of t...