Email Author Dennis Romero
Are you ready for some ... jailr Thought so. Nothing like a few bars to make a big, football-loving brawler turn into a bawl-er. Ever the Buzz Killington, the LAPD is going balls out -- no pun int... More >>
We're a sad bunch of self-centered, narcissistic, good-looking people, Los Angeles. Stop checking yourself in the mirror for just a second to realize that when you start a trend involving living bein... More >>
Clarification at the bottom. There's no stopping the costumed characters of Hollywood Boulevard. After the LAPD tried to ban them from the area near Highland Avenue, they sued and won: Freedom of spe... More >>
The horrific tale of Mark Berndt, the South L.A. third-grade teacher accused of binding and gagging at least 23 of his students, keeps getting worse. He was accused of fondling a girl in 1994 and, ev... More >>
Discrimination is an ugly thing (says the guy who gets keys tossed at him at the valet stand), so it's important we don't accuse innocents. The city of Palmdale today announced that, in fact, that wa... More >>
Yes, there is a god, said the surfer. Free marijuana floating in the ocean was just there for the taking. Unfortunately, Sheriff's deputies got to it before any of the guys at Venice Pier could. Dam... More >>
Okay, guys. We know you're sizing up potential mates for that overpriced Valentine's Day meal. And we know you all want your investment to pay off. (Yeah, boys think this way. Really). Well, here's ... More >>
Creeps come in all shapes and sizes, it seems. Not to make light of the alleged victims, but you almost pity this guy: He's got Hollywood looks, and he calls himself an actor. But cops say Robert ... More >>
The annals of criminal stupidity usually come down to one thing: Choosing the wrong victim. Not to endorse picking on the vulnerable, but our pages here have been awash with stories of retards who t... More >>
Okay fellas, here's what you're getting your girl for Valentine's Day: A bra that matches her skin tone! Ah!r Nor Well, anyway, if you're in the market, you might have a hard time fulfilling that wis... More >>
Dearest perverts: Try not to take "upskirt" videos of women going up or down escalators ... while cops are watching you! Doing so while everyone else is watching you is bad enough. But Glendale po... More >>
This year's Academy Awards are loaded with controversy, and they haven't even been handed out yet. Brett Ratner pulled out of producing the show after uttering an anti-gay slur. Then onetime friend-o... More >>
We're not surprised Joan Rivers has the balls to get stoned on television. After all, she readily portrays herself as the ultimate red-carpet Nazi, able to destroy superstar sartorial choices that m... More >>
Two people were shot and wounded after a suspect walked into a Venice barber shop and opened fire this morning, police said. It happened about 9:30 a.m. in the 1900 block of Lincoln Boulevard, LAPD O... More >>
Among L.A.'s prouder distinctions -- worst traffic, rudest people -- is a new one: Smelliest City on the Planet. So says GQ magazine this week. The thing is, it's not a put-down. It's a love letter:L... More >>
Mark Berndt, the 63-year-old former teacher accused of horrific crimes against children at a South Los Angeles elementary school, is actually enjoying a $3,800-a-month-plus pension that you couldn't t... More >>
You know that Debbie Downer friend on Facebook who posts each day about being unable to sleep well, stand the pain or, worse, find true lover Oy vey. Turns out she's bringing everybody down with her.... More >>
Oh no he didn't. Some Eastsiders are up in arms because Glendale City Councilman Ara Najarian said he didn't want to see his city turn into another East L.A. The comment came as Glendale is moving t... More >>
The FBI is looking into allegations that millions of dollars in under-the-table cash payments were made by rave promoters and other exhibitors to union hands working events at the troubled L.A. Colise... More >>
Rumors of serial killers on the loose are nothing new to the LAPD. But they seem to have taken on a new life thanks to the rapid-fire chatter of social media sites like Facebook and Twitter. In Wilmi... More >>
Looks like the boys in the station had quite a laugh over firefighter Anthony Almeida's legal claims that he was abused by a Catholic priest. And now the Los Angeles Fire Department must pay nearly $... More >>
Even as City Hall is moving toward outlawing all medical marijuana dispensaries in this pot shop capital of America, the LAPD is doing its part all by its lonesome. The department has, almost single... More >>
It looks like the City Council will vote on banning all of L.A.'s iconic pot shops in February after the Public Safety Committee gave the idea a unanimous okay last week, officials say. The prospect ... More >>
Awwww. We think. After a million-dollar lottery winner realized his fortune he called his wife. She ordered him home ASAP. This was spun as a pre-Valentine's Day love story by the California Lott... More >>
Updated at the bottom with Obama's response. First posted at 7:01 a.m. The people who want to decriminalize marijuana are bringing the issue to President Obama this morning. A retired LAPD deputy ch... More >>
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