Email Author Bryan Gardiner

2006 Stories by Bryan Gardiner

• When Pac-Man Was God

  published October 5, 2006

  Video games themselves may rarely aspire to meaningful art, but that doesn’t mean they can’t occasionally inspire it. If you... More >>

• The Rise of the House of Bunny

  published October 5, 2006

  It started off innocently enough. In 1993, Steve Lubanski gave his newly acquired girlfriend, Candace Frazee, a plush Valentine’s... More >>

• Attention, Ball Lickers!

  published August 31, 2006

  In 1973, a week before Christmas, 23-year-old Craig Kubey received an early and unexpected gift. The Bally Fireball pinball machine in the... More >>

• The Wrath of Pong

  published May 18, 2006

  It’s an odd recipe for a company that specializes in debauchery: two athletes sporting pastel shorty-shorts, one Nittaku... More >>

• Recent Penis-Related Activities

  published April 27, 2006

  Pulling In Fremont, California, Iron Crotch Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng used his penis to pull a rental truck several yards. In preparation... More >>

• The Rogue Cetacean Death Squad

  published April 27, 2006

  1. Shelly2. Kelly3. Jill4. Noah5. Tamara6. Toni7. Jackie8. ElijahNames of the... More >>

• 25 Patented Ways to Improve Your Life

  published April 27, 2006

  US 6,937,155Toilet annunciatorUS 5,934,226Bird diaperUS 5,901,666Pet display clothingUS... More >>

• Recent Penis-Related Activities

  published January 5, 2006

  Pulling In Fremont, California, Iron Crotch Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng used his penis to pull a rental truck several yards. In preparation... More >>