1 month ago | Film and TV
Even zombies need sensible snacks. In Sheila Hammond’s case, that means a baggie of severed fingers, which she munches like baby carrots while stalking her next victim in a parking garage, her pink “kill poncho” pulled tightly around her shoulders...
3 months ago | Film and TV
Whenever I tell someone I’ve been binging on Hallmark Christmas movies all day, there’s a certain amount of apology involved. “I know, they’re the worst,” I’ll concede, before the other person has had a chance to say anything. “The one I watched t...
5 months ago | Film and TV
It’s fun watching Ginny Baker be rude to people. I was hesitant to give a chance to Pitch, the new Fox series imagining the life and career of the (fictional) first woman to play Major League Baseball, because I feared Ginny would be impossibly no...
Greg Bergman's personal trainer is tired of hearing about his client's penis. During workouts, Bergman, a 32-year-old comedian, bitches nonstop about the inadequacy of his dick, from its statistically average length and girth to its inability to...
3 years ago | Film and TV
Near the beginning of Sharknado 2: The Second One, a portly man wearing tighty-whities with "naked cowboy" printed across the rear strums a guitar on the streets of New York. He is only a passing caricature, but he unwittingly serves as a metaphor...
4 years ago | Film and TV
Thanks to her otherworldly cuteness, wide-eyed "perma-kitten" Lil Bub is the Internet's favorite celebri-kitty. Her bright green eyes sparkle with perpetual wonder, and her little pink tongue sticks out beneath an upper lip that's always smiling. ...