Allan MacDonell

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  • 12 years ago | Longform

    Almost everything publicly known about porn king John Curtis Holmes is apocryphal, anecdotal, secondhand or informed by conjecture. Except for the cock. Thirteen inches long, as thick around as a man’s wrist, hard on demand, coming on cue: th...

  • 13 years ago | Longform

    SOMETIMES YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING is wrong with you until someone else points it out. Rehab professionals have a word for such a forced perception of a personal foible: intervention. My own came about last year, in a forward row of a movie theater...

  • 13 years ago | A Considerable Town

    THE CROWD FILLS IN. ABOUT HALF could pass as fighters. The girlfriends may not all be trouble, but they have perfected the look. Think deep Valley, Inland Empire, high desert. Queues quickly form at the two bars. Three adult-video actresses from W...