Old-School Sure-Fire Tear-Inducing Karaoke Playlist
Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
Ooo, Baby, Baby
The Love I Saw in You Was Just a Mirage
The Four Tops
Ask the Lonely
Baby, I Need Your Loving
Hey There Lonely Girl
Since I Lost My Baby
Youre My Everything
Martha and the Vandellas
Love Makes Me Do Things So Foolish
Here and Now
Close the Door
Turn Out the Lights
You Are Everything
You Make Me Feel Brand New
Break Up To Make Up
You Decorated My Life
Ive Got So Much Time To Give
La, La, Means I Love You
Break Your Promise
Didnt I Blow Your Mind
Three Times a Lady
The Righteous Brothers
Youve Lost That Loving Feeling
Chairman of the Board
Give Me Just a Little More Time
Lovell Estell III
Dont they know theyre so damn lame?2
Does your mother know that youre out?3
Frankly, I dont see how this is your concern.
Was it me she was foolin cause she knew what she was doin when she told me how to walk this way?4
While Ill allow that walk this way is a compelling metaphor for sexual congress between consenting adults, the question suggests unexpected expertise from someone much younger than yourself, which is another way of saying that elf-chick daughter of yours is super hot.
Do you really want to hurt me?5
Everyone wants to hurt Boy George.
If, when, why, what? How much have you got?6
$3.25, and I need it for a smoothie.
Do you wanna get down?7
I thought youd never ask. Beep beep, baby, beep beep.
Should I stay or should I go?8
The quintessential question and, sadly, one thats already been answered.
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1 Animotion; 2 Circle Jerks; 3 Abba; 4 Aerosmith; 5 Culture Club; 6 Pet Shop Boys; 7 Donna Summer; 8 The Clash
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Mark Lisanti and Seth Abramovitch, editors, Defamer.com