I don't understand these "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" dachshund hot dogs. Why hot dogs? Why Twilight? Why vampire teams written in ketchup and mustard? Why does Jacob get mustard and Edward get ketchup?
Says the seller, TNZ Sculptures, "show off your Twilight pride with this vamp-tastic Team Edward dachshund hot dog. Complete with a set of fangs, Edward Cullen eyebrows and TEAM EDWARD written on his back with blood ketchup, this vampire hot dog is sure to turn all of your friend over to the side of Team Edward."
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