No More Mr. Brown Eye: Accessorize Your Pet's Butt... So Gross
No More Mr. Brown Eye, also known as Rear Gear, is a cover for your dog's or cat's (or whatever's) anus. Yes, you read that right. Make your pet's humiliation complete. As its creator says:
Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I've got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet's un-manicured back side.
Rear Gear comes in several designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, and dice. You can even do a custom order. Five bucks.
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