I ran into Tammie Brown at the John Water's Meet & Greet before the mustachioed director's Christmas show tonight at UCLA's Royce Hall. Tammie is a long-time Waters fan, and he told her he liked her curls. Ms. Brown helped me work my drag queeny open-mouthed smile and gave me some make-up tips.
Meet & Greets feel dirty. All these people pay money to be in the proximity of a celebrity and follow that person around trying to get their picture taken with them and use those shutter release waiting moments to recall some stupid story about meeting that person years earlier at some such function. I can tell you right now, I wasn't one of those people. Ok, I was... as far as the picture goes
but I can guarantee if I ever see John Waters again I will assume he has no earthly idea who I am.
This is Frank and Corey, I'll let their T-shirts say it all...
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and this is Celeste
I'd say something nasty but I'm afraid Santa is listening and I so want to be on the nice list this year...