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Forget Booth Babes: A Tribute To Real People of Comic-Con 2009

With the running around from panel to party to panel, and all the attention paid to organizing booths and securing the perfect Storm Trooper costume, Comic-Con was exhausting and seemed to be the last place that anyone was having sex. Curiosity got the best of us so we asked people on the floor one question, "Do you ever get laid?" because you'd be surprised. Here are the best responses, like "Why don't you ask my wife?" and "That question is not applicable considering I am cosplaying a 12-year-old boy," as well as a few candidates (ourselves included) for the most untapped attendee at Comic-Con '09.

OH: "Those two NEVER get laid" as they walked by. Hence.

OH: "Those two NEVER get laid" as they walked by. Hence.

If we're going to be porking a Skeletor in this economy, he better be an employed Skeletor.

If we're going to be porking a Skeletor in this economy, he better be an employed Skeletor.

Pie. 'Nuf said.

Pie. 'Nuf said.

"A rhombus is the kind of rectangle a bitch would draw." That's kind of hot, actually.

"A rhombus is the kind of rectangle a bitch would draw." That's kind of hot, actually.

If this guy can't stay away from Wesnoth long enough to concentrate on a panel...

If this guy can't stay away from Wesnoth long enough to concentrate on a panel...

Olivia Munn is a hostess on Attack of the Show and also in Playboy this month. She was present at the time.

Olivia Munn is a hostess on Attack of the Show and also in Playboy this month. She was present at the time.

Grilling your own steak at a place called "The Strip Club." Nope.

Grilling your own steak at a place called "The Strip Club." Nope.

This is Mark Furini@comcast.net and he's not getting any because he lost his book.

This is Mark Furini@comcast.net and he's not getting any because he lost his book.

"I certainly get a lot of offers." www.myspace.com/kyberstarr

"I certainly get a lot of offers." www.myspace.com/kyberstarr

Oops! We meant to put this in the "Always Laid" category... like every 5 minutes.

Oops! We meant to put this in the "Always Laid" category... like every 5 minutes.

"AT COMICCON?!?" @patchworkhero

"AT COMICCON?!?" @patchworkhero

Judging buy what he charges for hugs...

Judging buy what he charges for hugs...

Peter Parker gasped at our question, incredulous.

Peter Parker gasped at our question, incredulous.

"All the time." With this look on his face.

"All the time." With this look on his face.

His flesh was falling off.

His flesh was falling off.

Nobody in this photo has ever had sex. Period.

Nobody in this photo has ever had sex. Period.

"Yes."

"Yes."

Spongebob, you will never get in our pants.

Spongebob, you will never get in our pants.

"Why don't you buy me a drink first?" Kevin Fields, I love you.

"Why don't you buy me a drink first?" Kevin Fields, I love you.

"Yes I have."

"Yes I have."

"Yes."

"Yes."

"Why don't you ask my wife."

"Why don't you ask my wife."

She just laughed demurely. We like our Snow pure.

She just laughed demurely. We like our Snow pure.

Reading Brave New World in line.

Reading Brave New World in line.

"That question is not applicable considering I am cosplaying a 12-year-old boy."

"That question is not applicable considering I am cosplaying a 12-year-old boy."

"I left my nut in San Diego."

"I left my nut in San Diego."

Now, look at this conference dork... FYI we never get any action at these things.

Now, look at this conference dork... FYI we never get any action at these things.

Follow our attempts to get ours at @alexiatsotsis and @laweekly.