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Forget Booth Babes: A Tribute To Real People of Comic-Con 2009

With the running around from panel to party to panel, and all the attention paid to organizing booths and securing the perfect Storm Trooper costume, Comic-Con was exhausting and seemed to be the last place that anyone was having sex. Curiosity got the best of us so we asked people on the floor one question, "Do you ever get laid?" because you'd be surprised. Here are the best responses, like "Why don't you ask my wife?" and "That question is not applicable considering I am cosplaying a 12-year-old boy," as well as a few candidates (ourselves included) for the most untapped attendee at Comic-Con '09.

Olivia Munn is a hostess on Attack of the Show and also in Playboy this month. She was present at the time.
Olivia Munn is a hostess on Attack of the Show and also in Playboy this month. She was present at the time.

 

Judging buy what he charges for hugs...
Judging buy what he charges for hugs...

 

Spongebob, you will never get in our pants.
Spongebob, you will never get in our pants.

 

Reading Brave New World in line.
Reading Brave New World in line.

 

Now, look at this conference dork... FYI we never get any action at these things.
Now, look at this conference dork... FYI we never get any action at these things.

Follow our attempts to get ours at @alexiatsotsis and @laweekly.

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