With the running around from panel to party to panel, and all the attention paid to organizing booths and securing the perfect Storm Trooper costume, Comic-Con was exhausting and seemed to be the last place that anyone was having sex. Curiosity got the best of us so we asked people on the floor one question, "Do you ever get laid?" because you'd be surprised. Here are the best responses, like "Why don't you ask my wife?" and "That question is not applicable considering I am cosplaying a 12-year-old boy," as well as a few candidates (ourselves included) for the most untapped attendee at Comic-Con '09.
OH: "Those two NEVER get laid" as they walked by. Hence.
If we're going to be porking a Skeletor in this economy, he better be an employed Skeletor.
"A rhombus is the kind of rectangle a bitch would draw." That's kind of hot, actually.
If this guy can't stay away from Wesnoth long enough to concentrate on a panel...
Grilling your own steak at a place called "The Strip Club." Nope.
This is Mark Furini@comcast.net and he's not getting any because he lost his book.
"I certainly get a lot of offers." www.myspace.com/kyberstarr
Oops! We meant to put this in the "Always Laid" category... like every 5 minutes.
"AT COMICCON?!?" @patchworkhero
Judging buy what he charges for hugs...
Peter Parker gasped at our question, incredulous.
"All the time." With this look on his face.
His flesh was falling off.
Nobody in this photo has ever had sex. Period.
Spongebob, you will never get in our pants.
"Why don't you buy me a drink first?" Kevin Fields, I love you.
"Why don't you ask my wife."
She just laughed demurely. We like our Snow pure.
Reading Brave New World in line.
"That question is not applicable considering I am cosplaying a 12-year-old boy."
"I left my nut in San Diego."
Now, look at this conference dork... FYI we never get any action at these things.
Follow our attempts to get ours at @alexiatsotsis and @laweekly.