Flicking your Bic beats rubbing two sticks together to fire up the briquettes in the barbie, but all a musical can opener does is open a can of worms. No wonder more and more people are feeling technologically challenged. In less than 100 years, tech invention has forever changed the way we live and at a maddening pace. Its hard enough keeping up with ever-changing cell-phone plans. But technology is like walking upright; its part of what sets us apart from other living things. It doesnt just make things easier, it defines the very flavor of our lives.
Forty years ago, high-tech might have meant color-coordinating a Princess phone to an answering machine or paying for purchases with a credit card. Times have changed. Last week I was lounging poolside in Palm Springs while downloading IKEAs idiot-proof kitchen planner so I could lay out and order new kitchen cabinets for my familys crumbling Long Island beach house. On a plane to New York, I picked out the brushed-nickel hardware details, placed the order, and received everything in time to put the kitchen together this weekend. While on the go, Ive used my computer to pay all my bills, turn on the pottery kiln in my backyard, download my favorite Dutch-radio electronic music, buy a smart mat-black single-control kitchen faucet online for half the price charged by any L.A. showroom, play bridge with some buddies in London, write this article and track down an old lover I havent seen in 20 years.
In other words, technology is nothing to fear (especially if you read the manual first!). Its a matter of finding the gadgets and inventions that will improve your life and your environment, or at least make it more fun. Check out the Roomba a flying-saucer-like vacuum that roams the floor relentlessly sucking up dust, dirt and debris (it even plugs itself back into a wall outlet when its time to recharge). My dog Eddie loves it. I hot-glued a small kibble bowl to the top so he can chase it around. Much more modern than playing fetch, and I finally threw away his gummy old golf ball.
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Stock marketeers can get Zen with an Ambient Orb, a small glowing ball that changes color as the Dow Jones industrial average rises and falls (it can also be re-tuned to respond to changes in the weather). And IKEA has a nifty projector lamp that has interchangeable gels and cut-out shapes that allow you to create endless colored patterns on walls, ceilings, floors, moving bodies its light as art form for under 50 bucks. Universal remote controls, which used to seem like a couch potatos toy, have become a necessity, especially if your coffee table has turned into a tray for the endless individual remotes in your life. Learning Touch has a cool LCD dot-matrix screen model that can be programmed to run 18 different units, and it includes a clock/timer to turn things on and off.
For shopping on the go, picture-taking cell phones totally rock, whether for the house hunter who didnt get a bid in because the significant other couldnt get across town to check out the dream pad or for the friend who has to know if her ass looks fat in those pants. Pics are an instant e-mail away. And theres the car. And the cell phone in the car. If you must talk and drive, use a voice-activated cell and keep both hands on the wheel. Then theres the wonderful new world of dimmer switches: The addition of one well-placed switch can change the lighting in your home from "spring cleaning" to "lovemaking" or any mood in between at the push of a button. Inexpensive low-voltage lighting with a dusk-to-dawn switch adds atmosphere to any garden.
Of course, theres technology that transcends mere utility. Take the LG digital fridge-freezer with its built-in MP3 player, camera and microphone. It even has full Internet access so you can restock the fridge online or check out the latest news and weather all without leaving the kitchen.
Whoever invented the wheel didnt provide a manual. It rolled off some rocky shelf, and mankind, left to its own devices, made it work. Thanks to common sense, instinct and intuition, the world has been rolling around and around ever since. But civilization has long been out of the cradle, and it takes more than basic instinct to get the red 12 oclock number on your VCR to stop flashing. Remember, just read the instructions.