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Dick Cheney, the Enronergizer Bunny



Dick Cheney is a high-energy guy.

He was CEO of Halliburton, a giant Texas construction and engineering company that services Texas oil companies.

Dick is battery powered — his pacemaker keeps all that bullshit, er, big oil pumping through his veins.

He wrote a national energy report but didn’t mention “Crooked E” CEO Ken Lay’s visits to the White House, including Kenny Boy’s participation in the White House Easter Egg roll.

What other energetic White House games did Dick and Kenny play?

Is Kenny Boy’s pet name for Dick “Bunny”?

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